If a journalist asked you, on live TV, what the naughtiest thing you’d ever done was, the chances are you wouldn’t actually reveal all of the mad stuff you’d done down the years…
Some things are better off left behind closed doors, and after all, your mum might be watching.
However, what you also wouldn’t want to do is reveal the lamest thing you’ve ever done, and make yourself look like the most boring person in the world.
That’s just what Theresa May did recently though, during a cringe-worthy interview with Julie Etchingham on ITV’s Tonight programme.
When asked what the ‘naughtiest thing’ she’d ever done was, the Prime Minister searched for an answer, saying: “Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose… gosh. Do you know, I’m not quite sure. I can’t think what the naughtiest thing…”
Then, she said this:
“Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat.”
“The farmers weren’t too pleased about that,” she added.
Wow – who knew our PM was such a badass?
Safe to say that May quickly came in for a roasting on social media. See some of the hilarious reactions below:
photo emerges of Theresa May running through a field of wheat pic.twitter.com/3AGSYwPKeh
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) June 6, 2017
theresa may after running through a wheat field pic.twitter.com/IlNOChOWg3
— alex (@tangerinetearss) June 6, 2017
Theresa May: The naughtiest thing I ever did was run through a wheat field
David Cameron: pic.twitter.com/YfcShfYRrk
— Jamie Ryan (@JamievRyan) June 6, 2017
Thatcher in the Rye https://t.co/HhkHs6Xnl9
— Jonathan Dean (@JonathanDean_) June 6, 2017
Interviewer: what's the naughtiest thing you've done?
Theresa May: *Remembers voting for Iraq War*
Theresa May: running through a field
— Adam (@RummHammm) June 6, 2017
THERESA MAY: "The naughtiest thing I've done? Until now it was running through a field of wheat but on Friday I might fuck a whole country."
— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) June 6, 2017
— Lucy Williams (@lucycwxx) June 6, 2017
Theresa May reckons running through a wheat field is the naughtiest thing she's ever done. Not cutting 20,000 police jobs then Theresa love?
— Jack Dean (@Jaack) June 6, 2017
The family Theresa May tormented running around their field of crops has finally come forward. pic.twitter.com/v9S288jgtb
— A? (@husseybyname) June 7, 2017
When Theresa May sees a wheat field pic.twitter.com/MIe3eaEIZ1
— Luke Davidson (@DukeLavidson) June 6, 2017
— Joe Phelan (@acedece) June 7, 2017
when you're just doing your farmer duties and then see Theresa May and her mates running through your wheat fields pic.twitter.com/Kn8vJXBvP3
— ella jai (@ellaburrettx) June 7, 2017
— Lee Smorthit (@LeeSmorthit) June 6, 2017
Theresa May: The naughtiest thing I've ever done is run through a wheat field. pic.twitter.com/LWHU20OMdQ
— Lianne Herbert (@lianne_herbert) June 7, 2017
I miss one day of politics and everyone is talking about Theresa May and wheat? pic.twitter.com/7UoMTxrTgl
— Dani Towie (@DanielleTowie) June 7, 2017
— Prop J Farrers (@Jfarrers) June 7, 2017
— Andy Dowling (@AndyDee) June 7, 2017
Theresa May: I once ran through a field of wheat ??
the world: pic.twitter.com/MkUGPGRLew
— LondonerLou (@LondonerLouu) June 6, 2017
Theresa May: "I'm not quite sure"
Theresa to Theresa: "tell them about the wheat" pic.twitter.com/4P21TqX8Rp
— Ryan (@_Rytarded) June 6, 2017
"I saw Theresa May run through fields of wheat. So I ran through fields of wheat." pic.twitter.com/7rPFWvb7Nx
— Jesse Thomas (@Jetsam_Shoes) June 6, 2017
— Tom Etherington (@tom_etherington) June 6, 2017
The general election takes place on Thursday (June 8). Let’s hope the PM doesn’t deface any more fields of wheat before then…