If the old saying about how ‘the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ are indeed true, then this could be just the thing.
Tell someone you are planning on giving them a “love sausage” this Valentine’s Day and the chances are you’ll either get a few funny looks or a slap for your troubles.
But this is no ordinary love sausage.
This is a ‘Love Sausage’ from Marks and Spencer and it is the kind of savoury treat that’s guaranteed to have you falling in love with fry-ups all over again.
Put simply, it’s a heart-shaped, lightly-truffled sausage perfectly wrapped in some delicious looking bacon and accompanied with two fried eggs, which are sold separately.
Sold as the perfect delicacy to share with a loved one on Valentine’s Day, the truth of the matter is that most will probably opt to scarf the whole lot themselves.
This kind of meat-based treat could end up giving you palpitations given the amount of fat and grease involved, which, in a weird way, is kind of romantic.
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.