Nicolas Cage occupies a special place in the hearts of movie-goers far and wide but one accessory uncovered on Amazon could prove a step too far.
Let’s just start with a simple question: would you like to wake every morning to the sight of a bare-chested Cage, gazing intensely in your general direction?
If the answer is yes, then we have good news for you, because one online retailer is cashing in on the Cage phenomenon with a custom Nicolas Cage pillowcase that will allow you to live out that very strange dream, every single day.
Now, if the answer to the previous question was a resounding no, then we’ve got some more bad news for you.
Because the bright sparks behind this piece of Cage wear hasn’t created just one pillowcase design but a whole range of them – and if you thought this bare-chested Cage number was a tad weird, just wait until you see what the other ones look like.
Let’s start with the strange rainbow effect Nicolas Cage pillowcase, featuring the man himself gazing, once again rather intensely, in your general direction.
You’d think things could get much weirder, but they can and they do.
Ditching any form of subtlety to create the kind of accessory usually found in the home of a mild mannered stalker or serial killer, the third and final Nicolas Cage pillowcase features Cage, looking a little older, alongside the words “See you in my dreams.”
See you in our nightmares, more like. Right guys? Right gu…oh you want to know how much these all cost? Well, the first pillowcase is available from the US for over $5 excluding shipping with the middle one at around $7 and the final design a whopping $9.
But you won’t be buying any weird Cage merchandise, right? Oh boy…
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Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.