Trump Singles Might Be The Weirdest Dating Site Yet

We can't believe this website actually exists...

Donald Trump does a fist-bump.Image Matthew Canaugh/Getty Images

Trump might be a very unpopular president, but he’s inspired a lot of products and comedy.

You can’t escape the twisted allure of The Donald, no matter how desperately we try. One particular website stands out but it’s no joke.

As far as dating sites and apps go, there are some doozies; there’s one for people who need sperm and another for those with particular food allergies. Seriously.

Now there’s a dating-site called Trump Singles for Trump fans who just can’t find love in regular society. 

Probably because of their crap political stance, just a guess. The cringiest aspect of this forum has to be the slogan, “Making Dating Great Again.”

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Trump Singles

The website was started by entrepreneur David Goss who noticed a wider gap forming in the dating world after Trump’s shock victory last November.

“It was basically the divisiveness of the election season,” he told FoxNews.com. “I have friends that I talk to that are Democrats and Republicans that have related stories of going on dates and when the topic of politics is mentioned, the date turns sour from there.”

Now, thanks to Goss who is obviously a Republican, they have a place to congregate away from liberal society and sour grapes. There are nearly 30,000 Trump singles signed up at the moment.

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The founder of Trump Singles / Marketwatch

“With the amount of hate that Trump supporters get, they want a community to go to, especially folks that are in more liberal areas,” he said.

“For example, it’s hard being a Republican in the L.A. area – it’s not an easy thing.”

We’re not sure that the Donald is the best representative for lasting love considering he’s been married three times and his current wife doesn’t want to hold his hand. Still it takes all kinds to make this world. 

“So are you tired of dating losers with no future?” reads a tweet on the site’s official Twitter page. If you can relate then sign up for Trump Singles, and never speak to us again.

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Loaded staff writer Danielle De La Bastide has lived all over the planet and written for BuzzFeed, Thought Catalog as well as print publications throughout the Caribbean.