Titanic Goals: The Twitter that soundtracks classic goals to Celine Dion

This might be the greatest use of Celine Dion of all time.

Kate Winslet in Titanic
The only scene you remember from the movie Image Picture Paramount/20th Century Fox

How do you make the beautiful game even better?

Blend classic goals with Celine Dion’s Titanic lung-buster My Heart Will Go On, that’s how.

No, we haven’t completely lost our marbles on this – there’s a Twitter feed to prove this theory is a 100% bona-fide fact.

@TitanicGoals does exactly what it says on the tin: quick-fire goal clips soundtracked to the 90s warbler’s movie chart-topper.

There’s something quite hilarious about hearing Dion belt out “you’re heeeeeree, there’s noooothing I fear” every time the ball nestles satisfyingly in the onion bag.

It’s something we can’t explain, so it’s best you watch these five examples to see and hear for yourself…


1

Eder wins Euro 2016 for Portugal

2

Paul Gascoigne fires home against Scotland at Euro 96

3

Michael Owen’s World Cup 98 wonder goal

4

Eric Cantona’s brilliant chip against Sunderland

5

Robin Van Persie’s diving header against Spain

Near, far, wherever you are, just know that the Titanic Goals Twitter feed will be delivering guaranteed football comedy gold.

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Loaded digital media manager Simon Reynolds has written about film and entertainment for various leading websites since 2008. Follow Simon at @simonreyn

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