Time Traveller Warns Of “Super Violent Future” For North Korea

It all ends badly for Kim Jong un too.

Kim Jong-un approves of this calendar.Image Getty

A man claiming to be a time traveller from the future has warned of the bloody fate that awaits Kim Jong un and the people of North Korea.

Appearing on the Apex YouTube channel, self-proclaimed time traveller Noah offered up a chilling prediction of the future. In the clip, Noah warns that the US and South Korea will eventually declare war on Pyongyang, with pretty severe results for everyone involved.

Noah claims he was actually sent to the Korean Peninsula in 2030 to “take notes” and what he saw wasn’t pretty. “I was in the middle of the war-torn part of it, and it was super violent,” he said.

“There were constant gun firings, constantly rebels just running across, but I was just trying to take notes.” Our earnest time lord added that he was subsequently captured by North Korean forces, who took him to a nearby camp and tortured him – although it didn’t hurt. Apparently, they do torture a little differently in the future.

“It was a really terrible thing, we were basically being tortured – not like painfully – but we were sore for a little bit, but we were able to get out which made us happy,” he said.

There was some good news though: it would appear that the Korea was ultimately unified following the conflict, so at least there’s that. As for Kim Jong-un, well, all Noah would say is that he’s been dealt with.

To say anymore would apparently create a time paradox. Unlike all the other stuff he revealed, of course.

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