If Google existed when Forrest Gump was around, he probably would have said it was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gunna get, Jeh-nie. (Had to add that in, sorry)
If Google has a therapist, they must be a millionaire. We could go on. But seriously, our access to anything and everything is pretty disconcerting to say the least, here at loaded we want you to sleep well tonight so we’ve taken one for the team and found ten things you should never google.
We’ve tempered it with pictures of puppies to ease the trauma.
Basically it involves a massive spider that someone found in a family member’s house and it was the size of a very large clock. There are pictures. It resembles a wolf spider which is also petrifying.
Soggy biscuit (also called limp biscuit, crispy cookie, or ookie cookie) is a masturbation game played mostly by teenage groups in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
A stupid hoax involving lady bits. Oh god, our eyes.
Obviously you shouldn’t google anything medical, all roads lead to cancer.
Crabs The STD
Bugs on your Hoo Ha, no thank you!
WHAT THE F****ING F****?
Don’t watch it. Don’t.
Similar to soggy biscuit, why do people enjoy this?
Fear of holes, all holes.
If a demon succubus had a gold fish, it would look like this.