Are you bored in the bedroom? We might have found the solution for your sex woes, if you’re a gymnast.
While positions like missionary and doggy style are the fail-safe choices for many couples, for others its just not enough. There are countless suggestions all over the interweb for inventive ways to get it on; some are serious while others are obviously taking the piss, either way, its good for a laugh.
We found some truly stupid sex positions that will help you break a sweat and possibly a bone or two.
The Butter Churner
While it looks like more strain than fun, apparently this position will send blood to the ladies head, increasing her ecstacy. Sounds and looks like bullshit to us.
Apparently this position is meant to aid her G-spot, which is a vital component of the female orgasm. It looks like a trip to the chiropractor to us.
This looks supremely awkward and the gateway to a very embarrassing flatulence situation.
The Tower Bridge
Bad Girl’s Bible came up with this doozy, to mimic Golden Gate Bridge.
With this position you can catch up with what’s on telly while having a shag.
The Twisted Doggy
This one is great if you missed leg day, squat your way to pleasure. So dumb.
This looks like they just fell over after one too many.
We dare you to try any of these.