Rita Ora has got some explaining to do.
The 27-year-old songstress might be in the midst of a European tour that has seen her take in both Spain and Portugal but here at loaded, we’re far from impressed.
Evidently keen to cool down after a busy night singing, Ora has stripped off.
But it’s not the sight of a topless Rita Ora that has got our blood boiling; it’s her choice of post-gig snack.
Evidently keen to appeal to her global audience, the singer appears happy to pose while eating a bag of Cheetos.
However, any Brit worth their salt knows that, when it comes to cheesy corn-based snacks, it has to be Wotsits.
Rita picking Cheetos is therefore tantamount to crisp-led treason.
Or something like that anyway.
It’s hot outside.
Maybe the heat has gone to our heads.
Then again, maybe we just have a hankering for some Wotsits.
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.