Ask Your Dentist About The Retainer Designed To Enhance Blow Jobs

And you thought a few fillings was as awkward as it got at the dentists.

Steve Martin as Orin in Little Shop Of Horrors.
A dentist's work Would you like to look inside mouths all day? Image Warner Bros.

Kuang-Yi Ku is a dentist and artist with a vision.

To Ku’s way of thinking, retainers should be about more than simply ensuring your teeth are properly aligned.

No, the way Ku sees it, retainers in 2016 should come with other benefits, aside from reduced visibility – to him, they should also be designed for great blow jobs.

It’s difficult to shake the sneaking suspicion that Ku’s invention was not borne out of some terrible fellatio-based experience of his own.

Either way, the result is the “Fellatio Modification Project”, a special retainer unveiled at the King’s College Science Gallery in London.

The Blow Job friendly retainer.
The BJ friendly retainer Open wide and say aahh! Image Twitter/@SciGalleryLon

“The retainers are made with a soft lining and include implanted textures in the roof of the mouth-fitting that are meant to enhance blow jobs,” Ku explained to Dazed in an interview on the topic.

But before anyone out there gets too excited at the prospect of their partner wearing a retainer, it’s probably worth mentioning that these retainers won’t be available to buy just yet.

“Since each one would have to be custom-made to fit the consumer’s mouth and sexual preference, they’re still a little too costly to mass-produce,” Ku revealed.

Kuang-Yi Ku: inventor, innovator, dentist and one very dirty boy.

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