Rebecca Loos has no regrets over the alleged affair she enjoyed with David Beckham or any farmyard frolics that may have followed elsewhere.
The 39-year-old rose to prominence after embarking on a rumoured romance with the Real Madrid star during his time in Spain, when Posh Spice was busy trying to make it as a solo artist.
David and Victoria Beckham ultimately patched up their marriage but Loos remained in the public spotlight, starring in high quality reality TV shows like The Farm and Celebrity Love Island.
Her appearance in the former, in particular, provided one memorable television highlight/lowlight, with Loos filmed “sexually relieving” a pig in scenes almost too insane for even Channel 5.
In addition to this, she was a regular on the pages of magazines like Playboy, Nuts and Zoo among others.
But looking back from her new home in the secluded hamlet of Hemsedal in Norway, where she lives with her husband Sven and two children, Loos is philosophical.
“I took a lot of wrong decisions, and got talked in to a lot of things. Of course if I could go back in time I might change some things, but wouldn’t everyone? I have no regrets,” she told the Daily Mail.
Though loaded can’t tell if she is referring to Beckham or that pig, Loos may have a point.
After all, it was only through her celebrity status that she met her partner, who was working as a medical consultant on the show 71 Degrees North. No, us neither.
“If I hadn’t been famous, I would not have been invited on the TV show… I would not have had the life I have now.”
Sven now works as an anesthesiologist in Oslo, with Loos is a full-time wife and mother who, while still busy on Instagram, appears to have ditched the party lifestyle for good.
“I used to get up at 9pm and roll in at 6am. But I wasn’t really fulfilled and I was lonely. Now I am literally in bed by 9.30pm, up at 6am and I never feel alone,” she told the Mail, in a statement that made us all feel a little old.
Now a travel blogger, Loos has no plans to return to the UK or revive a career that last saw her appear on Sky’s circus-themed celebrity reality series Cirque de Celebrite alongside Sinitta, Kenzie from Blazin’ Squad and Handy Andy off Changing Rooms.
Can you blame her?
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.