MP busted watching porn in parliament shows no remorse

The politician had the perfect response to his critics. Or so he thought.

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The pride of Ukraine A dark day for politics

A Ukrainian politician showed little sign of remorse, despite being caught watching porn during a parliamentary session in his homeland.

Vyacheslav Konstantinovskiy was filmed watching adult material during a government debate but, after being confronted with the footage of himself watching said skin-flick, showed little in the way of remorse.

Evidently keen to defend himself from criticism, the Ukrainian MP tried to bat away any suggestions of wrong doing by noting, in quotes translated by The Express: “At least I was not playing Pokémon Go.”

While that may be, to some extent true, the City of Kiev representative should probably have known better than to indulge in such antics in a public place. The only saving grace is that he was merely watching said clip, rather than engaging in anything else unsavoury.

Konstantinovskiy also claims, that he “accidentally” stumbled across the explicit site because it was one of the suggested links located at the end of an article he was previously reading.

Hmmm. An ordinary article that links to a porn website? You wouldn’t get that with the BBC, Vyacheslav. That or you were already looking at one porn article and switched to another.

Despite apologising for the inappropriate setting his browsing took place in, Konstantinovskiy was largely unrepentant.

“Sex is an essential part of every man’s life,” he explained in quotes translated by The Express.

He sounds like a total wanker and, from the sounds of it, he probably is one too.

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Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.

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