Liam Gallagher Took Part In A Reddit Q&A And It Was Hilarious

Get ready for some of the most random and hilarious questions and answers ever.

Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher.
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Liam Gallagher has earned a reputation for being forthright in his opinions – it’s part of the reason why fans love him so much.

It’s also what made a recent Reddit Ask Me Anything (AMA) session with the Oasis frontman so enjoyable. Gallagher is busy promoting his new solo album “As You Were” which has already earned rave reviews from the critics and was evidently in a playful mood for the AMA.

“I am Liam Gallagher. And you are not,” he wrote. “Bring it on you nosy bastards.”

What followed was an incredible array of questions so diverse in their weird and wonderful subject matter that it made for the most unusual yet interesting interview you are ever likely to read.

Gallagher kept things brief with pretty much all of his answers. Some were good, some were standard, some were funny and some were just Liam being Liam.

Here is a brief summary:

  • If You Could Open For One Band? The Rolling Stones
  • What do you miss about Manchester? My mam
  • What’s more important the shoes or the jacket? The shoes
  • Favourite Drink: Alcohol
  • What’s it going to say on your tombstone? AS YOU WERE
  • Favourite Song Ever: Imagine
  • Favourite Sport: Boxing
  • What do you want for Christmas? a splash of Tourettes you f*cking cunt
  • What song do you usually sing in the shower? The birdie song
  • Jam or marmalade? Marmalade
  • What moment from your career are you most proudest of? This is my proudest moment in my musical journey
  • Do you still make your own tea? God no..
  • What’s your favourite jacket? jacket potato
  • If you could have been a fly on the wall for one moment in history – which moment would it be? The moment john lennon went up in a helicopter with the maharishi
  • ”Who built the moon?” Keith
  • What’s the definitive Oasis line-up? bonehead guiggs and alan white. Obviously me and Noel
  • Which language would you like to speak? I would love to speak French
  • Would you make a second solo album? Yes why the hell not
  • What’s your take on Holy Mountain? Sleep is one hell of a band.
  • What should I name my first born child? Sue
  • How do you like your potatoes? I Like them roasted
  • Favourite tea and biscuit? Rich tea – stone cold classic and yorkshire tea
  • Best meal you can cook? cereal
  • Who’s got the best elbows you’ve ever seen? Debbie Gwyther.. She has 3
  • Reading or Leeds? BOTH
  • What’s your favorite type of book or material to read?  don’t read books, i only read minds
  • How much marching powder had gone up your nose before the Norton interview? i dont do cocaine before a performance smart ass. i wait until afterwards
  • Most memorable gig? Stone roses Blackpool
  • What’s your current favourite clothing brand besides your own? Engineered Garments
  • What needs to happen before you place a saxophone track on your next album? I’ll need tohave shit in my ears for that to happen
  • Which song do you enjoy performing live the most? Live Forever
  • What’s your favourite alcoholic drink? tequila
  • What would be your last meal? an egg
  • What’s currently your favourite song? Greedy Soul
  • Who is your favourite wrestler? big daddy. Old Skool
  • Who is one band that you’d love to open for? The Rolling Stones
  • Are you a breasts, legs or arse man? partial to the odd elbow
  • Who’s your favourite Man City player at the moment? Sergio Aguero
  • You ever find the guy who took your sunglasses? i did
  • What’s your favourite song off the new album? greedy soul for me
  • Did you have any inspirations for the new album? id love to do an out and out punk rock Pistols album
  • If yer going for a meal deal what’s your choice? Quarter Pounder and Cheese Meal. Large. BBQ sauce
  • If you could have a lifetime supply of any beer, which brand would you choose? Guinness
  • The Stone Roses or The Beatles? ts gotta be the Beatles as they have more tunes
  • Is there one song you wish you had written or sang on? Bold as Love – Hendrix
  • What was the first band you were into after you were hit on the head with the hammer? Bucks Fizz
  • What do you listen to in the car? Classical music
  • Favourite shoes brands?  Clarks Originals – i’m after a pair of Clark’s ramblers in a size 9 so if you have some please send them my way
  • Who is your favourite rapper? Will Smith
  • Favourite pair of adidas trainers? Adidas Kick
  • What does Peggy think of the new songs? Peggy loves all the songs – especially Greedy Soul
  • If you could replace any actor in a film or tv series who would you pick and in what? Jimmy = Quadrophenia
  • Did you really get Bonehead pissed before recording Bonehead’s Bank Holiday? Bonehead was always pissed
  • Favourite Pink Floyd tune? Shine on you crazy diamond
  • Noel has seriously lost the plot hasn´t he? yes
  • Do you have a favourite jacket to wear on stage? yes – my Stone ISland shadow project hood smock – they are thin
  • Sun or snow? I like both
  • What is your favorite food? A good old Sunday Roast
  • Whatsapp Ricky or Skepta? Skepta
  • toast or cereal? toast
  • Keith Moon or John Bonham and why? Keith Moon
  • Who’s your favourite current City player? Who’s your favourite ever? sergio Aguero and Mike Summerby
  • If you were entering the ring what would be your entrance music? LL COOL J Mama said knock you out
  • Favourite Stones song? jumpin jack flash
  • What’s it like being a twat? you tell me.
  • What is your favorite sandwich? ham salad sandwich
  • What do you pour into the bowl first: The cereal or the milk? CEREAL every time
  • Red sauce or brown sauce on a bacon sandwich? Both red and brown
  • Whats the setlist for the tour? tune after tune after tune after TUUNE

Never change Liam, never change.

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