Kim Kardashian’s raunchy Valentine’s gift guide: definitely NSFW

Kim Kardashian reveals that Kanye looks set for a kinky Valentine’s Day, worth a mere £7,500.

Kim Kardashian West unveils her raunchy Valentine’s Day list – Loaded
Valentine’s Day Time to get that spanking paddle out, it seems. Image Photo Instagram

Kim Kardashian has come to the aid of singletons with her Valentine’s Day gift guide. And it’s pretty steamy.

The list is split into three separate categories – For Her, For Him and Behind Closed Doors. Each sees that everybody is accommodated for, regardless of how much kink you enjoy come Valentine’s Day, and whatever your budget.

Back in 2014, Kardashian’s then-fiancé Kanye West sent her 1,000 roses for Valentine’s Day. Sadly for him, For Her doesn’t include such a gift (perhaps because Kardashian wasn’t sponsored by a florist to include them). It does, however, contain the standard fare of lingerie, perfume and jewellery.

But perhaps your other half has always been missing that faux-diamond encrusted choker? Yours for only £275. Or a diamond gold ring, also a snip at £6,600.

Kim Kardashian West once starred in a sex-tape with Ray J – Loaded
Kimpossible? Kim Kardashian West is also a shorter price to retire Image Photo Instagram

The list For Him, perhaps unsurprisingly, includes clothing from Kanye’s range (a Yeezy bomber jacket for £2150, anyone?), as well as a £700 man bag and £825 leather headphones.

It’s the Behind Closed Doors list where things really get interesting, though. On the list of treats Kanye can expect come February 14 are a silicone cock ring, “sweet sting” spanking paddle, metallic mesh handcuffs, a stripper pole, dildo, silk blindfold, chocolate body fondue and an edible G-string. 

But there’s no sign of any anal toys, after West furiously denied his ex Amber Rose’s claim that he liked bum games, saying: “I stay away from that area altogether.”

The gift list also includes the addition of some new bedsheets. And you’re probably going to need them after that night.

All we can hope is that North West is at the babysitter’s that weekend.

Despite the fact that nobody close to Kanye seems too worried about him slut-shaming Amber Rose, the tireless shit-cannon went public on the fact that he’s resolved last week’s Twitter beef with Wiz Khalifa earlier today. And it seems a well planned Valentine’s Day could be just the thing to soothe Kanye’s nerves after apparent the high stress of producing the best album of all time.

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Loaded reporter Robert McCallum has written for many leading culture magazines and websites about music, sport, science, politics, fashion and arts. Follow Robert at @therobmccallum

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