She hasn’t gone away, you know.
There was a glorious six-month period there when Kim Kardashian West spared us from her constant Instagram pictures while having her second baby with Kanye West.
Still, not one to be a wallflower, KKW announced her return to Instagram and her post-pregnancy shape with a nude selfie, with a subtle caption that reads: “When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL”.
Doesn’t your hubby have that hideous beige clothing line you could grab something from?
Still, there’s no denying Kardashian West is looking amazing.
Made famous from her work as Paris Hilton’s wardrobe arranger, KKW is no stranger to shocking Instagram posts that she uploads in various attempts to break the internet.
In October of 2013, four months after the birth of daughter North, Kardashian posted her “belfie”, which showed off her pretty sizeable rear, while wearing a white swimsuit.
And while she was off on some sort of Kardashian equivalent of maternity leave, she made sure her fans didn’t forget what she’s all about, regularly posting raunch throwback shots to remind them what she has to offer.
One such image was her “red carpet cleavage trick” which showed her posing with a large amount of gaffer tape holding up her sizeable assets.
As well as stripping full-frontal for her Paper magazine spread, the mother-of-two also posed naked for V, Love and Playboy in the past.
Expect lots more in the same vein now that Kardashian West has lost whatever baby fat she may have had. And feel free to make your own jokes up about losing an unnecessary 12 stone by ditching Kanye.
In other family news, Mr Kardashian West has been free of new beefs for a whole weekend, having summarily disposed of Deadmau5 after he was accused of being a fan of The Pirate Bay.
Loaded’s entertainment editor Jennifer O’Brien is an award-winning journalist who has written extensively about popular culture as a national newspaper columnist and author. Follow her on Twitter at @Jen_OBrien1