Drunken online shopping is dangerous enough but indulging in a bit of retail therapy after a night out in Ibiza is just asking for trouble.
Unfortunately, Durham resident David Little never got that memo, so after a night out on the Balearic party island he awoke the one hell of a hangover, as well as a little bit more besides.
Feeling like he was king of the world after enjoying a big night in super club Space, the Darlington-based gym employee decided to treat himself to something nice – a £30,000 bus.
“Still can’t believe what I did last night in Ibiza,” he wrote on Facebook.
Bought using his smartphone, Little admits he was “absolutely loving life with not a care in the world” when the purchase was made.
And what a purchase it was with the 40ft blue Scania Irizar Century Coach setting him back some £28,500.
“I actually can’t believe this is happening,” he wrote, alongside a picture of his new wheels, before adding “Ibiza ruins lives!”
Still, Little does at least have a plan to get himself out of trouble.
“Anyone want to buy a bus off me?” he asks online.
Don’t hold out too much hope for you there, David.
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.