How A Dude’s Man Bun Got Him Thrown In The Slammer

Hipster felons beware

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Despite numerous attempts by various media sources to make the ‘man bun’ happen, as Regina George famously said: “It’s not going to happen.” Even so, there’s a website dedicated to the thing. Oy.

To make matters worse for the coif. A study was conducted last year that discovered the man bun was the  ‘least desirable hairstyle’ on apps like Tinder, Bumble and Happn.

But it might just have a use yet. A man in Pittsburg was brought to justice recently after terrorising a neighbourhood by vandalising their cars. Apparently, he was ‘kicking the sides of cars and jumping on their side-view mirrors.’ Little shit.

 

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In a report by the Associated Press, the 22-year-old criminal, one Isaac Gettleman, is facing 36 counts of criminal mischief after he was identified by his – you guessed it – man bun.

In a prime case of shitting where you eat – Gettleman lives in the very same neighbourhood he tormented, so when a fellow resident name Erin saw him pop up on surveillance videos, she was able to point him out to police.

If you are a criminal, maybe try to be less conspicuous and douchey? Also, don’t be a criminal.

Speaking of criminal, ASOS are now selling men’s chokers. What is the world coming to?

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Loaded staff writer Danielle De La Bastide has lived all over the planet and written for BuzzFeed, Thought Catalog as well as print publications throughout the Caribbean.