Dutch Football Fan Ejected From Ground For Taking Dump In Centre Circle

The 50-year-old Go Ahead Eagles fan committed a very different type of foul.

Mr Hankey the Christmas poo from South Park.
Mr Hankey The Christmas poo Image Comedy Central

A Dutch football fan landed himself in some serious sh*t after committing a very different type of foul on the centre spot of a rival team’s pitch.

According to a report from De Stentor, a 50-year-old fan of the epically named Go Ahead Eagles had to be removed from PEC Zwolle’s stadium after defecating on their rival’s playing surface.

Facing off in the Ijsselderby in the Eredivisie, Zwolle ran out 3-1 winners with both teams currently struggling at the wrong end of the table.

But one Go Ahead fan looked to have had the last laugh after sneaking back into the IJsseldelta Stadion, three hours after the game, for a poo on the pitch. loaded can only assume alcohol had been imbibed prior to this faeces-led fiasco. 

Pictures of the offending fan soon emerged online with a Go Ahead Eagles fan site carrying the indecent images.

A fan going for a poo on a football pitch.
Foul behaviour Courtesy of @GoAheadSupp Image @GoAheadSupp/Twitter

Perhaps it was meant as a dirty protest at his team’s performance that day or maybe just a simple two fingers up to their rivals but the 50-year-old supporter’s soccer-based soiling did not go unnoticed with security guards eventually closing in on the offending fan.

Reports suggest it was a one-man operation – like all poos – though it’s unclear what the course of action will be for the offending fan.

loaded would recommend giving the bloke some toilet roll for starters.

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