Jingle Balls! Elf Porn Searches Surge Dramatically Over Christmas

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

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It’s beginning to look at lot like Christmas. You know, that time of year when it apparently becomes acceptable to watch elf porn.

Figures published by adult entertainment streaming giants Pornhub has revealed a whopping 464% increase in the number of elf searches at Christmas compared to average levels.

Yet somehow, the whole weird festive elf fetish is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the public’s masturbation habits at this magical time of year.

There was also a significant surge in the number of people searching for terms like Santa (447%), Mrs Claus (735%) and, perhaps rather predictably, Christmas orgy (796%).

Group sex is evidently at the top of more than a few Christmas lists too, with the terms Christmas gangbang (584%) and Christmas threesome (450%) also seeing a significant boost.

The entire festive list, courtesy of Pornhub, can be viewed below and offers up some interesting “insights” to say the least:

It’s not all about sex though – Pornhub also reported a 570% increase in the number of people searching for dick in a box – the hilarious SNL spoof Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg put together a few years back.

They do know this isn’t strictly porn, right? It is pretty hilarious though.

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Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.