An old age pensioner who was busted by police for driving at speeds of up to 115 mph has come up with arguably the sh*ttiest excuse of all time – he needed the toilet.
Lancashire Road Police pulled over the man, who was in his 70s, after he was caught driving over the speed limit on a stretch of the M55.
Worse still, when police did catch up with the speedy driver, he didn’t stop right away.
In fact, it almost turned into the kind of video that was the staple of ITV motoring favourite Police, Camera, Action!
Fortunately, a high-speed chase was avoided when the elderly driver came off the motorway to a nearby retail park.
Having pulled his Hyundai over in a nearby Tesco supermarket, the man then attempted a daring escape…to the nearby supermarket’s restroom facilities.
Captured for posterity on Twitter, the fate of this piss-taking motorist remains unknown.
To loaded’s way of thinking, the man could have easily solved his pee-based problem by following the example set in the film Dumb and Dumber.
Just pee into a bottle next time – because it worked so well for Lloyd and Harry.
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.