Cristiano Ronaldo best player at Euro 2016…when it comes to porn searches

Finally, some good news for the out-of-sorts Real Madrid star.

Cristiano Ronaldo in action for Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo In action for Portugal Image Picture Creative Commons

Cristiano Ronaldo has always prided himself on striving to be the very best footballer on the planet so he is likely to be overjoyed at the news that he’s the world’s best – when it comes to porn searches.

Figures collected by the Daily Star in collaboration with PornMD have revealed that the Portugal captain is the most popular player at Euro 2016 in terms of porn searches.

Known as something approaching the Google of Porn, PornMD found that, of the 24 countries competing at the European Championship, Ronaldo was the most popular player in terms of porn related for 21 of those nations involved.

Skin flicks and kicks
Skin flicks and kicks Ronaldo won't be getting naked just yet though

It could bode well for CR7’s future, with one adult film star already offering Ronaldo a route into porn, should his football skills ever desert him.

The three nations where Ronaldo was second best opted for a unique array of footballing talent to get themselves off to.

In Slovakia, for example. Germany midfielder Toni Kroos was the most popular porn-search related star, while in Austria they opted for the steely reliability of Die Mannschaft shot-stopper Manuel Neuer.

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Perhaps the most bizarre choice came from Northern Ireland, where nomadic Brazilian full back Anderson Alves came out on top.

Stranger still, the 33-year-old has been without a club since 2013 and has little to no connect to the country.

More importantly, he’s not exactly a looker.

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Are we not seeing something here? Because this guy looks a bit like Mario Jardel.

And we don’t mean Sporting Lisbon Jardel, we mean Bolton Wanderers Jardel.

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Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.

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