These Are The Craziest NSFW Hotel Stories You’ll Ever Hear

This anonymous hotel worker has put up with serious shi*t from customers in their time.

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Next time you book into a hotel, spare a thought for the staff…

Not only do they have to hang on our every word and put in a ton of work to make our stay enjoyable, they also have to put up with some serious sh*t from customers every now and again.

Imgur user SexyLatinaDishwasher has opened up about their experiences in the hospitality business, and some of their stories are pretty NSFW.

Read some of their craziest hotel stories below: 

1

“When a guest checks in we make them sign a form stating that if they smoke, bring in pets or steal items they will pay the damages. I get a complaint from another room that the hallway smells like smoke, I go up to the 3rd floor and it’s obvious which room it is. I print off the smoking notice and put it under their door with the checkout receipt. He comes down to the desk a bit later yelling that he’s not going to pay the $250 smoking fee, I showed him the form that he signed the night before stating he would pay it if he smoked in the room and he flipped the fuck out. Tried to snatch the sheet from the desk, kept yelling and took a swing at me.”

2

“[New Year’s Eve] was a doozy… I was bringing the laundry carts up to the housekeeping storage rooms at about 3am and this guy got into the elevator with me. Here’s how the conversation in the elevator went. *awkward silence* him: so, havin a good new years? me: it’s been alright, I’m working though so it could be better. him: did you get a new year’s kiss? me:nope, I’ve been by myself all night. him: if you want, I could give you a new years kiss. me: thanks for the offer i guess, but I’m not interested. him:ok well here’s my room number, give me a call if you change your mind (winks) me:… *door opens* me: goes into storage room and shuts door. He ended up coming down to the desk later to harass me. We have a little board with a small menu of assorted snacks and drinks that we sell and he told me pretty much every innuendo you can imagine that involved using the terms hot pockets, monster, red bull, milky way, etc. I threatened to call the police the and he left me alone but the next night it was the exact same shit. IDK if he was on drugs or what but that was the worst.”

3

“We used to allow pets at the hotel when I first started and there is a one time fee of $30 dollars for all pets under 25 lbs, if a pet was larger than that we had to take a $100 deposit. This lady walked in and asked for a room, she asked if we were pet friendly and said she had a golden retriever with her. I told her the pet policy and the current rate. she said “ok, I’ll just go out to the truck and see what my husband wants to do” This bitch then walks out to the patio, grabs a rock, walks back in and whips it across the lobby at me and yells “I never have to pay $100 to bring my dog in! some other nonsense.”

4

“We had a wedding party in one night and all groomsmen were chilling in the hot tub until pretty late. I finished folding the pool towels and brought them in to stock the shelves. One of the guys turns around to climb out of the tub and just spews a nasty sludge of miller lite and cheesecake across the floor. It was shitty to mop up but I’m just glad he didn’t puke into the hot tub.”

5

“We have to sort through and separate the laundry by type before we wash it and to make sure no tv remotes/phones go through the washing machine. Sometimes you see some fucked up shit. here’s some of the crazy things I’ve seen on the linens. 1. pillowcase covered 3/4 of the way with blood. 2. Duvet with one corner coated in boogers. 3. Hand towel with what I assume was baby poo. 4. Piss stained bathrobe. 5. Mattress cover with very large splooge stain. 6. Pillowcase that someone barfed into. 7. fitted sheet coated with something that we determined was either dorito dust or cheetoh powder.”

6

“*phone rings* me: Front desk, this is *** how may I help you? her: yeah, I’m trying to watch the news and the tv keeps saying no signal. me: alright, I can be up there in just a bit to check it out. I went up there, knocked on the door and she said “I’m in the bathroom, come in and you can mess with the tv.” So I let myself in with the master key and moved the tv stand away from the wall to see the box. This lady comes out of the bathroom wearing just a towel and sits on the bed watching me mess with the back of the tv. I get the picture to show on the tv, moved everything back, got up, told her to have a good night and I walked out. I’m still really confused about this one.”

7

“I’m not really racist but everytime I see an indian looking name on the register I just brace myself for the inevitable shit show. I’ve seen a lot of them and each one seems worse than the last. there a few habits that all indian people I’ve met at the hotel so far have. 1. They continuously interrupt you. 2. They expect you to do literally everything for them. (carry their laundry, print off their boarding passes, clear off their car in the winter, etc.) 3. They never say please. 4. They get way too offended when you ask them to repeat themselves. 5. They like to make shit way more complicated than it needs to be.”

 

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Loaded staff writer Harry Fletcher has covered news, sport and entertainment for several major websites across the UK. Follow him on Twitter at @Harry__Fletcher.