Be Warned! These Are Nostradamus’s Predictions For 2017

Well, S**t

In case you didn’t know, Michel de Nostredame a.k.a. Nostradamus was a French 16th century philosopher who studied the occult and had a knack for predicting the future, which he did, a lot.

So far he has been pretty spot on with things like…

The Great Fire of London: “The blood of the just will be demanded of London,
Burnt by the fire in the year 66″

World War II:  “The two greatest ones of Asia and of Africa,
From the Rhine and Lower Danube they will be said to have come,
Cries, tears at Malta and the Ligurian side.”

Et cetera. 

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Now he’s back with his take on next year, 2017. This year hasn’t been the greatest, which I’m sure he knew already. That Nostradamus, such a know it all. 

Here are some of his predictions for next year, watch out.

Russia & Ukraine Will Sign a Peace Agreement – This sounds good to us.

Cloud Computing Will Disappear – He said the word “cloud” will be removed from tech lexicons, because its already assumed we’re all in the cloud. 

More Widespread Use of Solar Power – Hear that Tesla? 

Wars Over Global Warming – He called it the “Hot Wars.” 

North Korea & South Korea Merger – Apparently Kim Jong-un will be ousted and seek refuge in Russia. 

Commercial Space Travel – We ain’t going to space for the fun of it any time soon he says.

Yup next year might suck too. Vodka?

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Loaded staff writer Danielle De La Bastide has lived all over the planet and written for BuzzFeed, Thought Catalog as well as print publications throughout the Caribbean.