Amy Schumer has revealed that the wedding vows she exchanged with her now husband Chris Fischer were as inappropriate as you’d expect.
The comedian has never been one for holding back when it comes to discussing all things adult but, even by her own standards, found a unique way to shock those in attendance in her nuptials.
It involved a gag of sorts about oral sex and something Schumer decided to address at the altar, which is unique.
Speaking on the “You Up with Nikki Glaser” Sirius XM show the comic got candid on the words exchanged, with the pair writing their own vows for this most special of occasions.
“Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard,” Schumer said.
So far, so sweet, but according to E! News, things soon to a turn for the dirty, to the surprise of precisely no one in attendance. They must be used to this sort of thing, right? Surely it comes with the territory of being Schumer’s friend.
Anyway, the comedian continued recalling what she said in the interview:
“In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t,'” she chuckled. “And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f-king loser.’ It was all like awful s-t.”
It sounds like Fischer gave as good as he got, which is nice. Sounds like they are pretty much made for each other. It also sounds like things might get pretty savage if they end up having an argument. Savage but also pretty funny.
Still, oral sex gags during the vows! You wouldn’t get that in England.
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