Have you ever wondered what kind of advice your father might offer you if he was as high as a kite?
No? Well, All Def Digital did, so they went and created the video “Dabs With Dads” and it’s one of the funniest things we’ve seen on the internet of late.
These are the guys behind the equally hilarious YouTube short “Grandmas Smoking Weed For The First Time” and, as sequels go, this is pretty strong stuff. The film that is. We couldn’t possibly comment on the strength of the marijuana, though everyone involved looks super-stoned.
There’s really not a whole lot to explain here. Basically a bunch of fathers agreed to get stoned on camera before attempting to impart some advice on their children.
Children that are probably watching this clip through their fingers. Children who will grow into adults and will most likely still be haunted by this footage.
That said, the advice is damn funny.
“Never go to bed angry, stay up late practicing witty comebacks” is a great way to kick things off.
Other classics include “life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you’ve got, the less shit you eat” and “don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless you can cry spilled milk. Then you can replace the milk with your tears.”
“Never make eye contact while eating a banana” and “if someone doesn’t like you for being you, piss on them” are also great.
And that’s only the start – check out the full video below.
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.