Some people like to say that “all pizza is good pizza.” Some people talk utter bollocks though.
Back in the day, pizza purists only had to worry about was the prospect someone being dumb enough to order a ham and pineapple pizza.
They were simpler times. Deep pan pizzas were rightly derided back then, while the notion of a sausage filled pizza crust would have seen you laughed out of many a restaurant.
But now things are different now. Suddenly people are getting far too creative with pizza. Fruit, tinned meat and mundane vegetables are now suddenly getting a look in where once pepperoni and margarita led the way.
It’s wrong and loaded is here to highlight some of the worst offenders. Here are 9 Pizza Toppings So Wrong They Make Ham And Pineapple Look Right.
9
Strawberry Pizza
It’s difficult to know where to start. Just wrong.
8
Blackberry and Fennel Pizza
A hipster’s dream and a pizza lover’s nightmare.
7
Cauliflower Crust Pizza
Well that’s one way to ruin pizza crusts forever.
6
Corned Beef And Cabbage Pizza
This sounds like a really nice combo…in the 1950s.
5
Gherkin Pizza
Because we don’t f**king crowbar gherkins into enough nice food already.
4
Cashew Nuts And Cream Cheese Pizza
Like a savoury peanut butter but on a pizza. Wow.
3
Sauerkraut Pizza
Basically a recipe for farts.
2
Pineapple Overload Pizza
Because some people never learn.
1
Banana curry pizza
Honestly, just f**k off with this now.
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