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7 NSFW ‘Wrong Text’ Stories That Will Make You Hate Your Phone

Well that's embarrassing

We all know what it’s like when technology fails us in the worst way, and we’ve all sent a text to someone we probably shouldn’t have…

One recent Reddit thread has summed up the most forehead-slapping moments in texting history.

It began with a question posed by a Reddit user: “Reddit, What’s the worst text you’ve sent to the wrong person? (NSFW)”

What followed will make you want to abandon all technology and go live on a farm…

loaded has collected seven of the most embarrassing and stupid. Definitely not safe for work.

xSMSwarriors

1

“How does your pussy feel baby?”

Sent to my stepsister at 2 am, meant for my girlfriend at the time. This was a big deal because I came from a strict no sex until marriage family.
I covered with “OMG I’M SO SORRY! That was meant for male friends name – I shot him yesterday in the dick paint-balling!”
Her response was “OMG THATS SOOOO FUNNY! Tell him I said hi!”
She had to have known, but my story checked out because I had been paint-balling the day prior and I texted my friend telling him to update his Facebook saying that his dick hurt from where I shot him.

 

2

Fuck you silly.

duckspunk

My husband sent me a text regarding travel details for our upcoming overseas vacation. I didn’t realize that he’d copied both of our mothers on the text, too, so they’d know where we’d be and when (they’re our emergency contacts).
So I sent him back something like “I can’t wait to fuck you silly when we get there, ” and both my mother and my mother-in-law received it as well.

 

3

Ass up on Facebook

blurgasm

I had a haemorrhoid… if you don’t know what that is, it’s basically a huge pimple thing on your ass hole.
Anyways, I decided I wanted to see it, so I bent over spread eagle my ass hole and took a photo with my balls fully dangling.
Apparently… my phone has some upload to Facebook feature…. most embarrassing moment of my life.

4

Boobie Play

Zlynkyx

Was upstairs while my mom was downstairs, I was texting my girlfriend at the time when my mom called me for dinner. For some reason, it then snapped in my mind to open my text conversation with my mom. I then texted “Can’t wait to play with your boobies ;)” I immediately realized what I had done once I hit send.
My heart sank more tragically than the Titanic.

 

5

The green dildo dilemma

sneek_

Last winter, I went on a cruise with a big group of people, and I had been on-and-off dating a girl for around a year. At that time, we had been steadily becoming more serious, and she decided she wanted to keep my attention on her rather than other girls on the ship. While I was leaving the Port of Tampa, already on the boat, my phone started receiving e-mails with naked photos attached from her. She was sending them to my personal work e-mail.
My e-mail address was forwarded to the rest of my company while I was on vacation. I work with my family. Three cousins and one sister to be exact.
The first photo was of her stabbing her vagina with a large green dildo. I’m talking spread-eagle, camera three inches from her fallopian tubes, in your face vagina action. I quickly sent her a text telling her to STOP sending any further photos to that e-mail address, but while I was sending, my sister called me. She was screaming, “TELL HER TO STOP! TELL HER TO STOP! THOSE ARE CIRCULATING AROUND WORK RIGHT NOW.”
I called my girlfriend and told her that my entire family had seen her special zone. We’re still dating – she sees these people quite often. No one has let her live this one down.

 

6

Do what to my dad?

BuxtonB

Not to the wrong person but;
Back in the days of multi-use keys and T9 dictionaries, I was sex texting a girl and finished off a text and sent it.
Got a reply saying ‘WHAT??’
Checked the sent box, instead of typing ‘I’ll turn you around and cum on your face’ I missed one key press which made the message ‘I’ll turn you around and cum on your dad.’
Fuck you T9 and my lack of attention.

 

7

I demand your sperm

kitakat

I was bored at home while my SO was at basic. He could text me, and I thought it was funny to joke around telling him I wanted to have his baby. The actual text was something to the effect of “I demand your sperm. If you deny me it, I will masturbate you in your sleep, collect your sperm and use a turkey baster on myself.” As said, it was meant for my SO. I accidentally typed the message and sent it to my uncle. He responded with “WTF!!!!!!!!!?????????” It was pretty funny at the time.
Edit: it was tech school not basic. Sorry
Edit 2: I am a terrible gf. I am aware. I made horrible jokes that resulted in him freaking out. It was pretty funny to see his reactions though.


 

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