5 Dumb Celebrity Diets That Should Be Avoided At All Costs

The British Dietetic Association (BDA) has issued a stern warning ahead of a busy 2018.

Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow The Oscar winning actress Image Getty Images

It’s the same every year. The arrival of New Year is supposed to herald the dawn of a new you. You’ll ditch the junk food, get your life together and, most importantly, get in shape.

But with people increasingly on the lookout for the next big dieting trend to help them lose those unwanted extra pounds in the easiest way possible, there’s a growing concern that we’re all being taken in by some rather dodgy diet plans.

These faddy diets might be fronted by well-known celebrities, only too happy to endorse the plans, but can often end up being inaccurately sold and even occasionally dangerous.

Thankfully the British Dietetic Association has put together a list of the five big faddy celeb diets to avoid in 2018 and, rather predictably, it’s bad news for Gwyneth Paltrow.


5

Raw Vegan

Stephen Amell and Megan Fox

Celeb Link: Gwyneth Paltrow, Megan Fox, Sting

What is it? Though there are several variations on the theme, the premise is always the same – go vegan and eat raw. It’s  been promoted as a cure for obesity and a few other diseases too.

BDA Verdict: “A carefully planned vegan diet with the necessary supplements like vitamin B12 and vitamin D can be healthy, but it is not a guarantee of losing weight. A vegan cake is still a cake, vegan syrups are adding sugar and vegan foods often contain the same calories as non-vegan foods.

“A food is considered raw if it has not been heated over 40–48°C. It should also not be refined, pasteurized, treated with pesticides or otherwise processed in any way. While some foods are good to have raw, others are more nutritious cooked – like carrots – and some foods cannot be eaten raw at all – like potatoes. The human body can digest and be nourished by both raw and cooked foods so there’s no reason to believe raw is inherently better. Raw food can be time consuming to prepare, hard to find when eating out, and is not suitable for certain groups like children or pregnant women so family meals could be a challenge and you could miss hot food.”

Bottom line: A raw-ther daunting challenge, this might not damage your health in the short-term, but the long-term effects could be more significant if not properly balance.

4

Alkaline

Celeb Link:Tom Brady, Gwyneth Paltrow, Fergie Duchess of York

What is it? A bit of an odd one. Enthusiasts reckon that by changing the foods they eat and eating more alkaline and less acidic food they can change the pH balance of their blood, resulting in a reduction in certain health risks. It gets weirder though: some even think it can treat cancer and that “acidic” foods cause conditions like osteoporosis.

BDA Verdict: “Unfortunately, this diet is based on a basic misunderstanding of human physiology. While encouraging people to eat more fresh veggies is a good thing, the pH of your food will not have an impact on the pH of your blood – and you wouldn’t want it to! Your body is perfectly capable of keeping its blood within a very specific pH range (between 7.35 and 7.45). If it fails to do so you would become very ill very quickly and die if not treated! Diet can change the pH value of urine, but testing the pH of your urine just measures the pH of your urine and is not related to the pH of your blood, which cannot be affected by diet.”

Bottom Line: It’s alka-lie of course! Sorry, couldn’t resist. While it’s likely that you will end up losing weight as a result of cutting out processed foods and the like, it has nothing to do with acid or alkali. That’s a load of rubbish.

3

Katie Price – Nutritional Supplements

Katie Price blocking out the haters.
Kate Price Blocking out the haters Image ITV

Celeb Link:Katie Price, the clue is in the name!

What is it? This unique range includes hydration, breakfast and meal replacement products. According to the website, Katie Price’s Meal Replacement is a “great tasting, low fat, meal replacement shake, containing essential nutrients and only 185 calories”. Right. Unfortunately, it also makes unsupported claims to support muscle tone and maintenance with “essential” ingredients including L-Carnitine and Green Tea. No, we didn’t know they were essential either.  It also seems to include the ingredient “Satiereal” based on saffron which they claim will decrease snacking, cravings and promote weight loss and positive mood. Hmmm.

BDA Verdict: “You need to like the meal replacement products to stay with the plan. Rapid weight loss can be motivating, but it is unsustainable. Appetite suppressors are not a healthy, advisable or sustainable way of losing weight either. Interestingly the website admits that their claims have not been evaluated by the appropriate authorities.

“BDA Spokesperson and registered dietitian Nichola Ludlam-Raine adds: ‘Selling supplements, especially protein supplements, is an easy way to make money! Whey protein is a fairly cheap ingredient that companies can make a lot of profit on when sold in fancy packaging. Although useful in the right scenarios, protein supplements are often mis-sold as the only answer to weight loss, with misleading claims attached to them.'”

Bottom Line: A bit Price-y! Katie may have business talent but she is no nutritionist. Meal replacement products work by restricting calories, whoever’s name is on them and don’t need to be part of a healthy balanced weight loss plan.

2

Pioppi

MP Keith Vaz walking down the street.

Celeb Link: Keith Vaz MP, chair of the All Party Parliamentary Diabetes group, urged 100 MPs with the highest prevalence of type 2 diabetes in their constituencies to follow the plan over the 2017 parliamentary summer recess, which was odd.. Andy Burnham Former secretary of state for health and Mayor of Manchester has also described the book as having “the power to make millions of people healthier and happier, and help sustain our NHS”. Strong words.

What is it? “Authors Dr Aseem Malhotra and Donal O’Neill take the small Italian village of Pioppi – recognised by UNESCO as the home of the Mediterranean Diet – as the name of their new spin on a low carb, high fat diet. The diet recommends a higher fat diet than the traditional Mediterranean one – adherents are encouraged to eat lots of vegetables, nuts, legumes, and fish and discouraged from eating red meat, starchy carbs, and sweetened treats.”

BDA Verdict: “The book pays homage to eating plenty of fruit and vegetables, fish, olive oil, alcohol in moderation and not being sedentary (much like the current UK government guidelines). But the authors may well be the only people in the history of the planet who have been to Italy and come back with a diet named after an Italian village that excludes pasta, rice and bread – but includes coconuts – perhaps because they have a low carb agenda. The suggestion that this Italian village should be associated with recipes for cauliflower base pizza and rice substitute made from grated cauliflower or anything made using coconut oil is ridiculous. It also uses potentially dangerous expressions like “clean meat” and encourages people to starve themselves for 24 hours at a time every week. Following a more typical Mediterranean diet, would also be kinder on the wallet, as the dietary approach in Pioppi is unlikely to be cheap”

Bottom line: Pioppi-ably not a great idea! The traditional Mediterranean diet is a healthy choice but this is something else. Fasting may help weight loss but the only reason their other advice is likely to help people lose weight is because it involves eating less food and calories. Duh.

1

Ketogenic

Matthew McConaughey in The Sea of Trees

Celeb Link:A variety of celebs have been linked with this diet including: Kim Kardashian, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mick Jagger, Rihanna, Alec Baldwin, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Jones.

What is it? This diet, is out there in many versions rather like Atkins or Paleo but the premise is the same: very low carb (around 20-50g per day or 5% total calories), relatively high in fat, moderate protein. Typically it excludes grains, dairy, legumes, soy, most fruits and starchy vegetables. The carbohydrates in the diet come mainly from non-starchy vegetables, nuts and seeds.

If you significantly decrease the amount of carbohydrate in your diet, the body switches from primarily burning carbohydrates, to burning fat, for energy. This causes an increase in levels of ketones in our bodies. Supporters claim it can help you to lose weight, control hunger and improve your health. Worryingly some say it can treat or prevent a number of different types of cancer which is just not true.

BDA Verdict: “A carefully dietitian-planned ketogenic diet can be a very effective treatment for people with epilepsy. For weight loss, there’s no magic, the diet works like any other by cutting total calories and removing foods people tend to overeat. Initial side effects may include low energy levels, brain fog, increased hunger, sleep problems, nausea, digestive discomfort, bad breath and poor exercise performance. It can be an effective method of weight loss in the short term with careful planning but it is hard to sustain for many in the long term and most of the initial weight loss seen is often associated with water/fluid losses. It is never a good idea to ‘over-restrict’ any one food group (including carbohydrate), as this can mean it is more difficult to achieve a balanced diet overall with respect to vitamins, minerals and fibre in particular. If consuming high fat then the type of fat needs to be considered.”

Bottom line: May suit some but ketone-ly with careful planning for balance, heart and gut health.

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