There Will Soon Be A Cafe In London Full Of Robots And Sex

Gives a whole new meaning to cat cafe...

A man named Bradley Charvet, whose company FaceGirl recently opened a fellatio cafe in Geneva is opening a sex robot cafe in London.

Yes you heard us, you get morning glory with your croissant and latte now.

Prostitution is illegal in London but Charvet has found a robotic loophole with the advent of super realistic sex robots and he has plans to rent waitresses/ dolls from the company My Silicone Love Doll.

57ee64b4c36188066f8b4684The Paddington cafe will be open from 6am to 11pm and serve coffee and all the breakfast essentials, including a robotic shag. The eight  robots will wear various costumes and there will be private areas in the cafe for sex. Clients can also get blowjobs at the bar. If you’re in a rush. All for the bargain price of £60.

Charvet claims that public eagerness is what encouraged him to get this idea off the ground. Speaking to Inverse he said:

“The London public is willing to engage with the idea and, like Geneva, London is one of the world’s most popular cities for business. You can find tons of escorts and mistresses everywhere.”

If all goes well he’s opening up another establishment in Manchester.

Talk about a pick me up.

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