17 Of The Rudest Place Names In Britain And Where To Find Them

The UK is a goldmine for rude place names - and anyone with a basic sense of humour.

A selection of rude place names from across the UK.

Britain has a long and distinguished history of giving inappropriate names to things.

It’s part of what makes the UK such a source of constant amusement and no where is this more evident than in some of the places found up and down the country.

Obviously these places earned their names in entirely different times when these words may have, perhaps, meant something different. But that doesn’t stop them being hilarious today.

Here are just 17 of the rudest place names in the UK and where to find them.


Beaver Close, Surrey

Beaver Close in Surrey.

Always good to know…



Bell End, Rowley Regis

Bell End in Rowley.

An undisputed classic.



Cocks, Cornwall

Cocks in Cornwall.

Is this a place name or a warning to dangerous drivers?



Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire

Fanny Avenue in Derbyshire.

Looks like it could do with a trim…



Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip

Fine Bush Lane in Ruislip.

What a compliment…



Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire

Hornyold Road in Malvern, Worcestershire.

The somewhat less successful follow-up to “Dirty Old Town”.



Jackass Lane, Kent

Jackass Lane in Kent.

Piers Morgan’s home address.



Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire

Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A very misleading name.



Penistone, Barnsley, South YorkshirePenistone in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

Sounds incredibly painful.



Pratt’s Bottom, London Borough of Bromley

Pratt's Bottom in London.

Who was Pratt and what was so special about their bottom?



Rimswell, East Riding of YorkshireRimswell in the East Riding of Yorkshire.

The reviews are in…



Sandy Balls, New Forest

Sandy Balls in the New Forest.

Well if they will insist on going to the beach…



Scratchy Bottom, Dorset

Scratchy Bottom in Dorset.

A common complaint.



Shitterton, Dorset

Shitterton in Dorset.

Apparently it’s a very nice place. 



Slag Lane, Merseyside

Slag Lane on Merseyside.

Someone clearly had an axe to grind.



Sluts Hole Lane, Norfolk

Sluts Hole Lane in Norfolk.

Well, it is Norfolk after all…



Twatt, Orkney

Twatt in Orkney.

This sign is just screaming out for comedy photo opportunities.


If you enjoyed the 17 extremely rude and thoroughly childish UK place names on this list, why not check out this rundown of some of the rudest words ever spelled out by Rachel Riley on Countdown.

Better yet, why not give this collection of 15 images of things that might look dodgy at first but are actually perfectly innocent. Honest.

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