So Sam Allardyce’s brief reign as England manager is over, with the former Bolton and Sunderland boss duly dispatched after just 67 days in charge of the Three Lions.
Big Sam’s spell in charge represents the shortest in the history of the national team by some distance with Steve McClaren’s 18-game tenure from August 2006 to November 2007 the next closest.
To put Allardyce’s England spell in some context here are 12 other, highly amusing, examples of things that lasted longer than Big Sam’s Three Lions spell.
The 33 Chilean miners’ spell trapped 2,300 feet underground (69 days)
The entirety of the Falkands War (73 days)
Owen Smith’s Labour Leadership bid (73 days)
Michael Palin’s circumnavigation of the world (80 days)
The return period on a John Lewis cutlery set (90 days)
The average lifespan of a Dragonfly (120 days)
Time Drake spent at no.1 in UK with One Dance (105 days)
Principal filming on X Men: Apocalypse (117 days)
The average student summer holiday (120 days)
Pamela Anderson’s marriage to Kid Rock (150 days)
The number of days it takes a McDonald’s Hamburger to decompose (180 days)
Forest Gump’s Cross- Country Run (1,157 days)
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.