With Billie Piper’s ex-husband Laurence Fox seemingly taking a swipe at his better half by comparing her with a hamster Loaded is leaping to the defence of the Doctor Who and Penny Dreadful star.
Piper has held a special place in the nation’s hearts ever since bursting on the scene as a pop starlet in 1998 with “Because We Want To.”
Loaded kept faith through her difficult teen years – a time when most people her age were out having fun with their friends while she…well, she was marrying Chris Evans.
However, having cast aside the terror of Top Gear in the mid-2000s, Piper blossomed into a fine actor who also happened to be a stone cold stunner.
So when Loaded heard the worst Fox, since the one who claimed to be a Doctor, cursing the name of Billie, it was time to take action.
“Some of you may know I’ve lost my pet hamster recently. It’s a very emotional time,” he told an audience while performing at the Newport music gala.
“All these songs are about my old hamster. I miss him terribly.”
Sorry to say it Laurence but, to Loaded, Piper is and always will be a fox.
Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.