10 Fantastic World Cup Goals That Counted For F**k All

Not every goal can count for something at a World Cup...

World Cup goals that didn't count for anything.

The World Cup has provided football fans with many a great goal down the years.

Everyone remembers goals like Dennis Bergkamp’s magical control and half-volley against Argentina in 1998, Roberto Baggio’s Czechoslovakia solo strike in 1990 or Diego Maradona’s mazy run and finish against England in 1986.

But what about the others? The sublime strikes that came as a mere consolation for the scorer, with their team either already out or on the end of an almighty drubbing.

These 10 goals all have two things in common: they are all brilliant and they all counted for absolutely bugger all.

10

David Villa (Spain) vs Australia – 2014

Spain had already been dumped out of the World Cup following defeats by Holland and Chile in 2014, so decided to treat their final dead rubber group game with Australia as something of a piss about training session. The result was this cheeky flick from David Villa in what was his final game for La Rojas.

9

Bernardo Redin (Colombia) vs Cameroon – 1990

Colombia were already 2-0 down to Cameron here, following a blunder of Loris Karius-proportions from resident madman/goalkeeper/ friend of Pablo Escobar, Rene Higuita. With time running out in extra time, Bernardo Redin and Carlos Valderrama combined to reduce the deficit. It was too little, too late though.

8

Bakary Kone (Ivory Coast) vs Holland – 2006

Big things were expected of Ivory Coast ahead of the 2006 World Cup. Then they were drawn in a group alongside both Argentina and Holland. Though the Elephants put up a valiant fight against both teams, they couldn’t prevent back-to-back defeats and immediate elimination. This Kone goal did at least get them on level terms with Holland. Until the Dutch went and scored again, of course.

7

Park Chang-Sun (South Korea) vs Argentina – 1986

South Korea ended the 1986 World Cup with one point and no wins from three group games. They did bag four goals from games against Italy, Bulgaria, and Argentina though, including this fine strike against La Albiceleste. Diego Maradona’s team were already 3-0 up by then but it was a great goal.

6

Clint Dempsey (USA) vs Ghana – 2006

The running battle that saw USA play Ghana at three consecutive World Cups started in 2006 with this fine group stage decider. The Black Stars took an early lead in the match but were pegged by by a USA side that needed to win to survive. Clint Dempsey, who would later join Fulham, got the goal with a lovely finish. Unfortunately, about a minute or so later, Ghana scored again from the penalty spot and Dempsey was heading home.

5

Fabio Quagliarella (Italy) vs Slovakia – 2010

Arguably the finest consolation goal to grace a World Cup, reigning champions Italy were 3-1 down to Slovakia in injury time and on their way out of the tournament when Quagliarella struck. A delicate, yet precise finish, the goal reduced the deficit but didn’t spare the blushes of an Azzurri team that picked up two points and zero wins from three games.

4

Raul (Spain) vs Nigeria – 1998

Back in the 1990s, much like Tottenham, Spain boasted a squad of good players who couldn’t seem to get their collective talents to gel on the pitch. Tipped to top their group, La Roja started badly with a 3-2 defeat to Nigeria in a game they had twice led. This lovely combination of a Fernando Hierro long ball and precise Raul finish made it 2-1 to Spain. They would failed to get out of the group, with Paraguay pipping them to second place.

3

Diego Forlan (Uruguay) vs Senegal – 2002

Uruguay went into their final group game with Senegal knowing only a win would do. By half-time, they were 3-0 down and heading out. A goal from Richard Morales just after half-time gave them a glimmer of hope before Diego Forlan, who had been misfiring for Manchester United, unleashed this absolute stonker with 21 minutes to go. Alvaro Recoba levelled things up from the spot on 88 minutes but, despite some late chances, Uruguay couldn’t find a winner.

2

Philippe Albert (Belgium) vs Germany – 1994

The moustachioed maestro was supposed to be a defender but, as Newcastle fans will attest, could regularly be found marauding forward in search of goals and glory. Belgium were 3-1 down to Germany when he grabbed this fine injury-time strike. It could have counted for something too, had the referee not early waved away a blatant penalty for Albert’s boys – something the defender seems to be reminding the match official about after scoring.

1

Asamoah Gyan (Ghana) vs Portugal – 2014

Ghana endured a miserable World Cup in Brazil, with an argument over player bonuses overshadowing events before a single ball had been kicked. A defeat to Team USA, coupled with a draw against Germany, left the Black Stars needing a win over Portugal to progress. They didn’t get it, but this delightful header from Asamoah Gyan did at least get them level against Cristiano Ronald and Co. Portugal went on to win but lost out to the US on goal difference. So at least there was that.

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Loaded staff writer Jack Beresford has produced content for Lad Bible, Axonn Media and a variety of online sports and news media outlets.